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An error occurred while saving the comment Reason 1: The ultimate Japanese insanity. No one will believe that this movie could have been possible.
Reason 2: A woman's lower body becomes the head of an alligator. Rollergator would have issues with this.
Reason 3: Japanese nightclub features disembodied torsos that ... ok, you know what, it's probably not even remotely possible for you to riff this legally. -
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An error occurred while saving the comment Reason 1: You will never find a more bizarre film.
Reason 2: Buddhist warrior says "Amitaba" frequently and wears a shrine on his back.
Reason 3: "No Thirteen" is a guy's name and he wears Dracula teeth.An error occurred while saving the comment This is available on the "Old Skool Killaz" dvd collection, The Jade Temple Collection, by Venom Mob Films. If you go to their website, crashcinema.com, it appears to link to Hulu.
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An error occurred while saving the comment Did I mention that the monkey has a RED BUTT?
An error occurred while saving the comment Classic and totally bizarre Italian horror flick from 1984. It stars a very very young (too young) Jennifer Connelly, and Donald Pleasance. It's the horror film that keeps on giving, getting more and more bizarre as it progresses, and has a great 80s metal soundtrack.
Reason 1: ***IMPORTANT: INCLUDES MONKEY WITH A VERY RED BUTT***
Reason 2: Flies. Sooooo many flies.
Reason 3: Beheadings in ultra-nonrealistic slow-mo and heads that roll down streams.
BONUS Reason 4: A child becomes a bloated mutant. -
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An error occurred while saving the comment Reason 1: Bazookas are required to destroy:
a) inflatable *** dolls
b) poisonous snakes
Reason 2: Llllllllllllllllladies.
Reason 3: Hijinks of the highest comedic order. It is truly an honor to be there when comedy is done right... -
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Reason 1: Chinese Jerry Lewis has magical jumping prowess.
Reason 2: Human trafficking 101 - just put people in individual wooden crates for easy shipping.
Reason 3: 20-minute long end fight scene -- longer than anything you've ever imagined -- which features impossible trauma and multiple levels of concealed weaponry.