Yo-yo girl cop
Imagine 21 jump street...in japan...looking for osama bin ladin...with a under cover agent dressed in a school girl uniform...armed only with a yo-yo. AND there is a yo-yo vs yo-yo fight scene, because guns are stupid yo-yos are the weapons of kings!
This monstrosity comes in both animated *and* live action versions. For full, rich, satisfying Riffing flavor... trust me: this absolutely, positively *needs* to be the LIVE ACTION version!
This needs to happen. This is the cinematic triumph of our times