Hard Ticket To Hawaii
80's boobjobs + a man killed by a bladed frisbee
Reason 1: Bazookas are required to destroy:
a) inflatable *** dolls
b) poisonous snakes
Reason 2: Llllllllllllllllladies.
Reason 3: Hijinks of the highest comedic order. It is truly an honor to be there when comedy is done right...
Let's keep this suggestion ablaze. Good Bad Flicks just tackle/reviewed it.
Uncharted Waters commented
these movies were made to riff. his entire collection. Hard ticket to hawaii and Malibu Express are my personal favorites. I am wondering if there is just to much t&a for these to be rifftrax which is a real shame. If it was MST3K style then good edits would enable some real exiting and funny stuff out of these movies. I mean you really can't believe some of the lines in these movies.
John Cleveland commented
Anything by Andy Sidaris!
full film here, in case anyone is worried about riffing something that isn't easily obtainable:
Just needs a little creative censoring and this one is pretty ripe for the riffing.
How has this not been done yet? The only issue might be if you guys try to avoid overlap with the How Did This Get Made podcast (which is where I heard of it). Otherwise, it's literally perfect for you guys. Get to it!
This was shown late one night on Turner Classic Movies, which was also where I first saw "Miami Connection," and I was blown away by what a good fit it would be for you guys. It features a self-referential theme song that just doesn't occur very often nowadays. The toxic arm-puppet snake will fill you with dread and the casual use of a handheld rocket launcher indoors will embolden you the next time a party guest drops an Utz cheese ball on your floor!
Timothy Webb commented
How about this...Rifftrax Live in Hawaii! Riffing Hard Ticket to Hawaii...
Joe Naujokas commented
You just have to!!
This scene sums it all up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs
#1 on pastemagazine.com's 100 best worst movies.
"Hard Ticket to Hawaii is the most fun of all of them, the perfect mixture of classless sexuality and hyper-macho 1980s action. Its action sequences are insane, from the inflatable sex doll-clutching skateboard assassin to a henchman named “Shades” who is executed via razor-tipped Frisbee. Oh, and have I mentioned that the subplot revolves around the girls hunting a deadly, escaped snake that has been “infected with toxins from cancer-infested rats”?"
How could this not make a fantastic Rifftrax?