Hard Ticket To Hawaii
80's boobjobs + a man killed by a bladed frisbee
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Aly commented
This movies has RiffTrax written all over it. The guys would have a field day with this movie.
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Rebecca Rajcich commented
The dude with the braid gets shot in the nipple! Right before they kill the skater dude with the blow up doll using a bazooka. I need this Riff soooo bad!
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Vic commented
Very funny movie...on par with SuperVan. Half the time it isn't taking itself seriously and the rest of the time it's a boob show. I mean there are actual ***** for some reason and then there are people playing *****. At one point the bad guy tells his henchman "If brains were bird ****, you'd have a clean cage!" Seriously!
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BDC commented
You want three reasons, I got one answer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV7h4-2ZUqE
A guy gets killed with a frisbee. The beginning of the movie introduces a "contaminated" snake that features prominently in the conclusion. It stars a former ******* centerfold, as quality films do. Does she take her top off? Son, everyone takes their tops off. There's gratuitous martial arts, gratuitous rocket launcher shooting, and gratuitous ugly 80s guys running around with guns. It's directed by Andy Sidaris, who made a sort-of career out of buxom lady action movies. Why yes it's part of a series. He also directed one episode of The Gemini Man starring Ben Murphy. Now that's a pedigree.
It's stupid, it's hilarious, and it's fun. DO IT.
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Dan commented
Reason 1: Bazookas are required to destroy:
a) inflatable *** dolls
b) poisonous snakes
Reason 2: Llllllllllllllllladies.
Reason 3: Hijinks of the highest comedic order. It is truly an honor to be there when comedy is done right... -
tsarstepan commented
Let's keep this suggestion ablaze. Good Bad Flicks just tackle/reviewed it.
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Uncharted Waters commented
these movies were made to riff. his entire collection. Hard ticket to hawaii and Malibu Express are my personal favorites. I am wondering if there is just to much t&a for these to be rifftrax which is a real shame. If it was MST3K style then good edits would enable some real exiting and funny stuff out of these movies. I mean you really can't believe some of the lines in these movies.
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John Cleveland commented
Anything by Andy Sidaris!
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tsarstepan commented
Directed by Andy Serkis?! YEAH!
Oh! Nevermind. It's some bloke named Andy Sidaris. Carry on.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093146/reference
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notme commented
full film here, in case anyone is worried about riffing something that isn't easily obtainable:
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tsarstepan commented
Just needs a little creative censoring and this one is pretty ripe for the riffing.
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Travis commented
How has this not been done yet? The only issue might be if you guys try to avoid overlap with the How Did This Get Made podcast (which is where I heard of it). Otherwise, it's literally perfect for you guys. Get to it!
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johnsc01 commented
This was shown late one night on Turner Classic Movies, which was also where I first saw "Miami Connection," and I was blown away by what a good fit it would be for you guys. It features a self-referential theme song that just doesn't occur very often nowadays. The toxic arm-puppet snake will fill you with dread and the casual use of a handheld rocket launcher indoors will embolden you the next time a party guest drops an Utz cheese ball on your floor!
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Timothy Webb commented
How about this...Rifftrax Live in Hawaii! Riffing Hard Ticket to Hawaii...
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Joe Naujokas commented
You just have to!!
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Gnap commented
This scene sums it all up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaPeMMJLgs
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Gorgonbunny commented
#1 on pastemagazine.com's 100 best worst movies.
http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2014/05/the-100-best-b-movies-of-all-time.html?a=1"Hard Ticket to Hawaii is the most fun of all of them, the perfect mixture of classless sexuality and hyper-macho 1980s action. Its action sequences are insane, from the inflatable sex doll-clutching skateboard assassin to a henchman named “Shades” who is executed via razor-tipped Frisbee. Oh, and have I mentioned that the subplot revolves around the girls hunting a deadly, escaped snake that has been “infected with toxins from cancer-infested rats”?"
How could this not make a fantastic Rifftrax?