How in God's name can this possibly NOT already be a Riff???

I'm old enough to remember a time when Mike, Bill and Kevin actually took a wholly justifiable *pride* in slam-banging deserving targets such as this one... rather than an endless series of soft, dull 1980s action flicks, which evidently is all they care about doing any more. Sad.

Jim is right. Hell, the Cinema Snob tried it, and HE barely recovered.

Skeptical. Kevin's talked about how they turned it down for MST3k, so… here's some votes anyway.

Enough with the '70s era cheese for a while, fellahs. Let's have another one of those gloriously awful black-and-white monstrosities, like in the good ol' days!

The sort of movie that inevitably finds itself court ordered to stay at least five hundred yards away from grade school grounds at all times.

Can an entire flick qualify as one giant, extended "bad touch"?

Not a real Polanski film; just an incredible simulation.

FOUND THE TRAILER! FOUND THE TRAILER!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scMI-Kj6Ilk

This absolutely *must* be in the public domain! (No one in their right mind would ever possibly claim the rights to it!) ;)

Sponsored by ToysRUs, Nickelodeon and Gymboree.

Nice of Woody to finally star Soon-Yi in one of his increasingly inaccessible movies.

So jaw-droppingly exploitative and tasteless, it simply *must* be done!

A Jerry Lee Lewis film score would be the inbred icing on this kinky kake.

This is what's playing on the widescreen in Woody Allen's minds eye, 24/7.

http://www.childstarlets.com/captures/videocaps/smills/child/smcb74.jpg

Lol- sorry I just commented on the wrong "Child Bride" movie - my comment was on "Child Bride of Short Creek" a 1981 film that is probably just as creepy!

This movie scared me when I was little- its got real people in it! Mr. Drummond (Conrad Bain)
Helen Hunt and Diane Lane- Little House on dope - if memory serves there's also a MURDER!!!!

Sometimes referred to by its alternate title, "Is WalMart Burning?"

If Junior Samples worked for Merchant-Ivory...

When white trash goes on corporate retreat!

When white trash goes on a company retreat.