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Neon Maniacs

Sure, any slasher movie can have a mysterious serial killer stalking teenagers but this one has TWELVE mysterious serial killers stalking teenagers! Ape, Archer, Axe, Biker, Decapitator, Doc (yes, "Doc"), Hangman, Juice, Mohawk, Samurai, Scavenger, Slasher, and Soldier are from another dimension where, one might presume, everyone is a serial killer. Why have they come to San Francisco? Why have they taken up residence under the Golden Gate Bridge? The gore and rock music and pounds of eighties hair will distract you from wondering why the movie explains none of these things.

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  • Tornadoboy commented  ·   ·  Report

    FYI the reason why it's so confusing is that it was never really finished due to severe budget problems, they kind of took what they had managed to shoot and edited it together as best they could, they never shot what was supposed to be the final fight and probably some better explanations of the creatures.

  • BlueB commented  ·   ·  Report

    Twelve extra-dimensional serial killers, working together in San Francisco? Sounds like the start of a plan.

  • Ramona commented  ·   ·  Report

    So much gawdawful '80s hair, spandex and cheesy synthesizer riffs on non-stop display throughout, it's like watching MTV projectile vomit.

  • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Report

    Like a Rob Liefeld reinterpretation of Le Morte d'Arthur, with music provided by Whitesnake.

  • Petalwing commented  ·   ·  Report

    Like a really bad Dungeons & Dragons campaign, run by the members of Whitesnake.

  • alsquared commented  ·   ·  Report

    Everyone in this cinematic cheese log looks as if they'd just materialized into life from the airbrushed side of some teen stoner's van.

  • No Springs commented  ·   ·  Report

    Every character in this flick looks as if they've been hastily rendered by Rob Liefeld, on bath salts.

  • Dunbar commented  ·   ·  Report

    Next to Dale Bozzio, this qualifies as the single greatest crime of the '80s.

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