Please do this!!

This would be SO GOOD

My best friend and I just watched this movie a thousand miles apart and texted. I can promise you it is RIPE for riffing. Just our own comments were enough to shake my confidence in my bladder control.

I enjoyed the books and the movies. However, I’m the odd man out that likes hearing movies I enjoy being parodied. Loved what you guys did with Twilight; I’d love to see it done to this.

Mike, Kevin, Bill: this franchise deserves all the new holes you can tear it. Reasons: it glamorizes and excuses abuse, it misrepresents BDSM, a lot of the terrible writing from the books carried over to the movies because of the author's ego, the author just won't stop being a horrible person... I could go on. It's genuinely scary under a thick layer of batshit.

I'm sorry to have to ask you guys to do this. But here we are. Good luck.

This movie is an outrage that cannot be allowed to stand. Please, Riff Masters...make the world right for us.

Seriously, your take on Twilight was the only lifeline thrown to those poor hostaged boyfriends and husbands forced to sit through that drivel to prove the depth of our love (after the long soul-search to quantify the same against being forced to sit through that horrid co-dependent nightmare.

Seriously we need a new lifeline. How can this fail? You have the same co-dependent vapid young woman fixated on a damaged and controlling man. Throwing herself with abandon into an abusive relationship because he is 'oh my' hot. (You know there is a lot of room for some serious Takei fun with the way Oh, my was used in the book (and yes I was forced to listen to that even worse load of excrement on a long car ride)

It is all the terrible of twilight with all of the fun-filled opportunity of sado-masachistic porn jokes thrown in for fun. I can already hear a banter between Bill and Kevin over the virtues of butt-plugs vs. anal beads before Mike finally blows his top and shuts it down. Please make this happen. If nothing else for the cred they would give me with 'what's her name' when I ask to watch this before subtly inserting a headphone into the opposite ear.

The usual suspects should write it and Bridget and Mary Jo should riff it. This movie has been very, very bad and needs to be bent over and riffed until the gag falls out.

3 Reasons:
1) Whats
2) A
3) Buttplug?

It is too goo NOT to do it!

The riffs you did of all the Twilight movies made for some of the best laughs I've ever had! It's as if those movies were made to be riffed! And since 50 Shades was initially Twilight fan fiction, your riffs would go together like peanut butter and chocolate

The only way I'm watching this is if you riff it.

I believe you asked for three reasons why you should riff this movie. Here they are:
1. Anastasia doesn't know what a butt plug is.
2. Anal fisting is briefly on the table.
3. I'm dying to know how you work "The Room" into this one.

Please oh please do this. My friend made me watch with her until I started "mocking" and she told me to go home.

Great idea, we bought a copy just to have our own Riff session; I'd love to see th boys take on it, or Bridget and MJ!

Honestly- I'm scared for western civilization- if you do this please warn us profusely-

It's almost like that 50 Shades is blindfolded, bent over, begging for a good seeing-to!

Please

Yes!

It was made for you! And by extension, for us.