Fifty Shades of Grey
Pre-requesting Fifty Shades of Grey. Don't give it the Riffing it wants, give it the Riffing it deserves!!
My best friend and I just watched this movie a thousand miles apart and texted. I can promise you it is RIPE for riffing. Just our own comments were enough to shake my confidence in my bladder control.
Rook Congress commented
I enjoyed the books and the movies. However, I’m the odd man out that likes hearing movies I enjoy being parodied. Loved what you guys did with Twilight; I’d love to see it done to this.
Mike, Kevin, Bill: this franchise deserves all the new holes you can tear it. Reasons: it glamorizes and excuses abuse, it misrepresents BDSM, a lot of the terrible writing from the books carried over to the movies because of the author's ego, the author just won't stop being a horrible person... I could go on. It's genuinely scary under a thick layer of batshit.
I'm sorry to have to ask you guys to do this. But here we are. Good luck.
Nils Strickland commented
This movie is an outrage that cannot be allowed to stand. Please, Riff Masters...make the world right for us.
The usual suspects should write it and Bridget and Mary Jo should riff it. This movie has been very, very bad and needs to be bent over and riffed until the gag falls out.
Dom Renda commented
The riffs you did of all the Twilight movies made for some of the best laughs I've ever had! It's as if those movies were made to be riffed! And since 50 Shades was initially Twilight fan fiction, your riffs would go together like peanut butter and chocolate
The only way I'm watching this is if you riff it.
Jane M. commented
I believe you asked for three reasons why you should riff this movie. Here they are:
1. Anastasia doesn't know what a butt plug is.
2. Anal fisting is briefly on the table.
3. I'm dying to know how you work "The Room" into this one.
Emily Neilsen commented
Please oh please do this. My friend made me watch with her until I started "mocking" and she told me to go home.
Kevin Loria commented
Great idea, we bought a copy just to have our own Riff session; I'd love to see th boys take on it, or Bridget and MJ!
Honestly- I'm scared for western civilization- if you do this please warn us profusely-
It's almost like that 50 Shades is blindfolded, bent over, begging for a good seeing-to!
It was made for you! And by extension, for us.
Marleen Cramer commented
Pretty please with a little spanking on top?
Melissa Treglia commented
Please, sirs, may I have another?
Mel Thorn commented
I've been waiting years for this.
SWEET MOTHER OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, YES!