The Man Without a Body
Charles Brussard is a selfmade millionaire with a brain tumor. He finds a doctor that can save him by giving his body a new head! Somehow, even though it is not his brain, his essence will be incorporated into this new creation. Better yet, Brussard steals the head of NOSTRADAMUS to have planted on his body!
Nostradamus' stinky and pasty head speaks to give us inferences of his amazing predictions come true like... light bulbs.
Yes, you must suspend your belief. And yes, for all you babies that knock black and white movies down a star, this head cheese from 1957 is sure to please. Not since Brainiac!
"Spoiler Alert" The final transplant features the monster with a gigantic square bandage that makes his head look like a Wheaties box with Bruce Jenner's face lumbering about in the dark.
A monkeys head, a giant eyeball, a profoundly ridiculous story line. What more do you need?
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Dilbert Thockmeyer commented
Nostradamus' Head Predictions:
1) Earwax will be considered mankind's most precious natural resource.
2) Humans will exclusively communicate with hand-puppets.
3) In 1957 they will make a "MOVIE" (whatever that is) and it will be titled: The Man Without a Body.
The world will then know the real truth about me and what a great funny guy I really was.
Until then, I will continue to make predictions and write horoscopes for income.4) I predict that in the future, something called a "Credit Card" will be used by people to spend money that they don't have, to buy things that they really don't want.........or need.
5) A strange device called a "Television," will be invented so that people can observe something called: "America's Funniest Home Videos," where people can watch other people doing embarrassing stupid things, that in my current century, we would never want anyone to ever know about us, much less see us doing it.
6) Something called "Rifftrax" will appear many years into the future and it will be used by all to interpret and understand a thing called "b-movies" (whatever that is).
Mankind won't be any smarter, they will just laugh-a-lot more.That is all of my future predictions for now.
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Mandrake commented
Upvoted this one is a killer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mE7QGtQqI