I just watched this. It's painful. Although I'm not sure that amount of child grunting is possible to endure even with riffs. But was that the guy from Indiana Jones? And the mechanical fish monster? Inexplicable mechanical fish monster? With weak eyes? This has none of the charm of Krull and none of the cinematic grandeur of Conan with none of the female empowerment of terminator. All rolled into one. The worst part is I actually paid money for this movie. Please, let me pay you a little more to make the investment worth it.
I just watched this. It's painful. Although I'm not sure that amount of child grunting is possible to endure even with riffs. But was that the guy from Indiana Jones? And the mechanical fish monster? Inexplicable mechanical fish monster? With weak eyes? This has none of the charm of Krull and none of the cinematic grandeur of Conan with none of the female empowerment of terminator. All rolled into one. The worst part is I actually paid money for this movie. Please, let me pay you a little more to make the investment worth it.