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This movie is a beautiful abomination. Here are ten reasons you need to riff it.
1. The animation is choppy and jittery as if drawn by a half-dozen over-caffeinated raccoons. Sometimes entire portions of characters are missing.
2. The voice acting is impossible to adequately describe. Were the characters voiced by actual children? Perhaps people trying to gargle their lines while scuba diving? Was every actor required to swallow a handful of Valium before recording? It’s a mystery!
3. When and where is this movie set? Why is the mayor’s place further away than the North Pole? I don’t know! But I challenge you to find a satisfying explanation.
4. It’s like one of those upsetting Victorian Christmas cards came to life and it will haunt your dreams forever.
5. At one point you see two figures that never were completed. Like you have two random shadow people in the final product because some poor cartoonist never finished drawing the people.
6. Where are the extra two kids coming from Ray?!
7. A tree straight up electrocutes a person.
8. Who wrote this? What drugs were they on? Where can I get some.
9. Maybe I’m the one on drugs and I’m hallucinating the movie. That makes more sense.
10. Not when you go through the window!