What do you get when you take two horror films, one German, one American, and splice them together? You get Spookies. Marvel at a hand puppet obsessed drunkard being turned into a juice box for a giant spider lady! Gasp in amazement at the worst trick photography ever! Shriek in Terror as farting, pick axe wielding Mudmen stalk two of the most unlikeable characters in film through a dark wine cellar! Kick yourself for buying this movie at a yard sale when you were 12.. (sorry. I forgot this isn't about me. Back to the point.) This Halloween, forget about Michael Myers. Put Freddy Krueger back in the deepest recesses of your mind. It's all about zombies that say mama, and Liberace zombie Pirates stalking you through a cemetery.
Break Out Your Dixie Cups and your bad German accents. It's time to hunker down and watch one of the cheesiest movies the 1980s has to offer: Spookies. Rated R for Redundant.
What do you get when you take two horror films, one German, one American, and splice them together? You get Spookies. Marvel at a hand puppet obsessed drunkard being turned into a juice box for a giant spider lady! Gasp in amazement at the worst trick photography ever! Shriek in Terror as farting, pick axe wielding Mudmen stalk two of the most unlikeable characters in film through a dark wine cellar! Kick yourself for buying this movie at a yard sale when you were 12.. (sorry. I forgot this isn't about me. Back to the point.) This Halloween, forget about Michael Myers. Put Freddy Krueger back in the deepest recesses of your mind. It's all about zombies that say mama, and Liberace zombie Pirates stalking you through a cemetery.
Break Out Your Dixie Cups and your bad German accents. It's time to hunker down and watch one of the cheesiest movies the 1980s has to offer: Spookies. Rated R for Redundant.