Brian Davis
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An error occurred while saving the comment 😲😳
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An error occurred while saving the comment Why does M. Night bother to put his name on movies anymore? I ALMOST went to see this one, and then saw his name and was like, "Yeah... Think I'll save my money."
(And I FREAKIN' liked _The VILLAGE_ for F*'s sake! It's not like I'm hard to PLEASE!
The guy should do a self-parody, THAT would be worth seeing.
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An error occurred while saving the comment THAT... sounds "Disturbing". 😂
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An error occurred while saving the comment I remember seeing this movie when I was about 9. I had NO idea what the hell the movie was about then. I STILL don't. If I'm thinking of the right movie, it goes COMPLETELY bonkers at some point and ends at the point the producers got tired of scraping footage off the cutting room floor and gluing it together in random order. LOL! MIGHT be worth doing.
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An error occurred while saving the comment I personally can't BEGIN to believe this movie was ever even MADE!
Half of the scenes are attempts to rip off _Alien_ or (_Aliens_), ALL of those scenes fall completely flat. Just focusing on the first 10 minutes of the movie (in no particular order, because "time travel", right?), we're given this BIG buildup about how the Ion Drive is a big exciting deal... then we never get to see it be activated. ..., What? Did someone fail "How to be Cinematic 101?" We see a collection of spaceships with NO idea where they are in relation to each other... The whole movie STARTS off with a scary dream sequence, ... so that EVERY time ANYTHING "scary" happens for the rest of the movie I'm just thinking, "#$&#% Probably just another stupid dream sequence!" so NONE of it was ever scary. VERY bad structuring in that respect. (WORSE structuring for the fact that *I* was RIGHT most of the time and it DID turn out to be another dream sequence.) [Yeah, I know the movie is based around the idea that the dreams are prophecies or some nonsense, but if there's any potential for actual HORROR in that, the producers utterly failed to land it.]
This movie makes ME, a mere mortal, scream mockery at the screen. Our Super Riffers should have a FIELD DAY with it!
Pretty please? :-)
Isn't this one already on the RiffTrax site? ... or am I thinking a of a different Santo?