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An error occurred while saving the comment Holy sheep dip this would be awesome!
1: It is just as wonderfully lame as The Sword & The Sorcerer, which came out in the same year (1982) and was an awesome riff!!
2: It has (I won't say stars) Marc Singer controlling animals and being way too serious about his sword play, Tanya Roberts being Tanya Roberts, and sweet God above RIP TORN!! Not just Rip Torn, but Rip Torn with eye shadow!
3: It has beautifully crappy 80s "special effects" including a ring with an eye in it!
Here's a link to the trailer on YouTube: https://youtu.be/j3FCM5UVsKU
Please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please perform your art on this one!!
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An error occurred while saving the comment Not only is this chock full of 80s horror schlock and John Heard & Daniel Stern, it also has a young John Goodman playing a sleazy street cop!
Overacting? Check!
Cheesy "special effects"? Double check!
1980s toxic waste government conspiracy storyline? Triple check!
This is a movie beggin' for a riffin'!
Chuck Norris at his Chuck Norrisiest!
1: Chuck is a dirty, grimy (literally dirty & grimy) Texas Ranger who swills beer & lives in a hoarders' house in the desert with a shooting range in the yard.
2: David Carradine is a slick (read: sleazy) drug/arms lord and rival for Chuck's love interest Barbara Carrera.
3: Pre Star Trek Voyager Robert Beltran is the young cop that Chuck is ordered to take on as his partner. Which, gasp, goes against his lone wolf demeanor! Wow!
4: William (Newhart's "I'm Larry this is my brother Daryl etc") Sanderson is a weasel flunky.
5: I'm certain there was some lariat action in this one. Which considering David Carradine is in it.... well, let us leave it there.
If you liked Chuck's Silent Rage riff, this one is even cheesier, I mean better!
YouTube trailer link: https://youtu.be/vFyTfEvlIWc
I loved it as an 11 year old boy and would love even more for it to be Riffed by the experts! Please do this one, I mean Chuck & Carradine have a show down at the end for pity's sake!