Chuck Norris at his Chuck Norrisiest!

1: Chuck is a dirty, grimy (literally dirty & grimy) Texas Ranger who swills beer & lives in a hoarders' house in the desert with a shooting range in the yard.

2: David Carradine is a slick (read: sleazy) drug/arms lord and rival for Chuck's love interest Barbara Carrera.

3: Pre Star Trek Voyager Robert Beltran is the young cop that Chuck is ordered to take on as his partner. Which, gasp, goes against his lone wolf demeanor! Wow!

4: William (Newhart's "I'm Larry this is my brother Daryl etc") Sanderson is a weasel flunky.

5: I'm certain there was some lariat action in this one. Which considering David Carradine is in it.... well, let us leave it there.

If you liked Chuck's Silent Rage riff, this one is even cheesier, I mean better!

YouTube trailer link: https://youtu.be/vFyTfEvlIWc

I loved it as an 11 year old boy and would love even more for it to be Riffed by the experts! Please do this one, I mean Chuck & Carradine have a show down at the end for pity's sake!

but that's 6 words...

As a sock puppet I approve of this nomination!