Now that you're finally doing MP3s again (see: recent Harry Potter release), there's simply no reason on God's green earth for you NOT to do something like this!

Watching this on YouTube was like Mister Rogers' storytime, with musical accompaniment by the Horrorpops.

Rifftrax's bizarre insistence on not doing films like this, instead of their preferred string of yawn-worthy '70s action crappers, is why their sales keep spiraling downwards. Get a clue, guys.

The shocking true secret about Bronies!

As described on IMDB, Pony Trouble is, "A story about a bunch of young adults who take their plastic pony obsessions way too far and end up killing people, eating their flesh, and raising the dead. All while prancing around in unicorn outfits and stuff like that."

Any IMDB quote that has gone to that much trouble to be THIS descriptive for a movie most certainly deserves to be riffed! I'm just curious as to what the "mind-blowing plot twists this masterpiece piece has for us?"

It's like a Little Golden Book... only written by William S. Burroughs.

Bronies need to be publicly stripped, shaved and beaten, in every town square throughout the land... but, until such time as said golden age finally occurs, Riffing the holy living crap out of this celluloid abomination will simply have to do.

Found the trailer for this on YouTube -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okS6Au_WiAM

Now I just feel... cheap, and slightly soiled.

Mike... Bill... Kevin... let a single still from this film make my argument for me:

http://assets2.bigstar.tv/content/movies/disk4/media/177109/screenshots/374df38a1cbf2e73786a7e62fd41bd5c_19.jpg

No. Just shut up and DO THIS.

This has the potential to be the Greatest. Riff. EVAH.

You had me at "prancing around in unicorn outfits."

Murderous Bronies! I WILL PAY *ANY AMOUNT* FOR A RIFF OF THIS!

Screenplay a collaboration by Clive Barker and Jared Fogel.