Monster Dog (1984)
Alice Cooper plays a pop star who takes his band to his hometown, in order to shoot his latest music video. They are greeted by the town's sheriff, who's known Alice since the latter was just a wee little glitter rocker, who warns them that there have been several grisly murders in the area, where the bodies were found ripped to shreds. The police think it's a pack of wild dogs... but Alice, ah, Our Alice thinks not! He and his incompetent band of metalhead Scoobies promptly set out to track down and capture what he thinks is the real murderer -- a WEREWOLF!
(Alice's performance in this cinematic dog dropping was judged to be so gawdawful, incidentally, that all his non-singing lines are dubbed by another actor entirely...!)
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Josh
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Riff this thing!!
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STAR WARS STINKS
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Emilio Linder is in this... he was also in Pod People! In fact, one of Cooper's lines is, "It Stinks!"
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no_anions commented
Just the preview was terrible. Riff it. Please make the 80's feel very ashamed of itself for this.
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Anonymous
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Oh, sweet merciful God... this actually looks like something Pearl, Brain Guy and Bobo might have cobbled up one rainy afternoon, in their spare time:
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Vince
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Director "Clyde Anderson" is actually notorious TROLL 2 schlockmeister Claudio Fragasso.
http://horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.com/2010/10/monster-dog.html
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K-9 Bugle
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By this point in Alice's career, it was either this or else two shows daily at Six Flags.
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Jer
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The undisputed nadir of a long and otherwise honorable career. (Yes, even worse than his cameo in "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.")
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Bernie
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Explain again the part where you AREN'T riffing this one already?
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Goitrude
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This is what a BENJI remake would end up looking like, if Michael Bay were in charge.
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PSnout
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Despite the misleading title, NOT the long-awaited Rosie O'Donnell biopic.
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HE
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An all-but-forgotten gemstone of awfulness. Yes, please!
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alsquared
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I would support a Kickstart for this riff, if necessary.
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OSmith
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Even Vince Neil knew better than to swipe THIS move from Alice's playbook.
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KoKo
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KILLER!!!!!
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Snowe
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Cooper + cheesy horror + Mike, Kevin & Bill = the *perfect* Halloween riff!
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Anonymous
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I wanna see the boys doing this one live. In full Cooper-esque makeup.
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Casey
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I would give you my car for a riff of this.
My CAR.
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Ellie
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Unleash the dogs of Riff!
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Haven M.
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Disembaudio dueting with The Coop, over the closing credits... Yes. YesyesyesyesYES.
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Brit217
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Welcome to EVERYbody's Nightmare!