The Majorettes
A Jason movie turns into a Rambo movie before your very eyes...
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ronaldbyrdjr commented
The poster for the film is incredibly misleading btw (so what else is new?). The only female characters dripping with blood are the dead ones. Anyway, this film sets up a slasher plot and then proceeds to FORGET IT ENTIRELY while a male character goes Rambo on a biker gang that in fact had nothing to do with the murders. It comes BACK to the slasher plot eventually, but, well, an odd approach. As for the "older" actresses, well, again, so what else is new?
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ronaldbyrdjr commented
I've seen some commentators (elsewhere) complain about the film's choreography.
They're HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS. They're not SUPPOSED to be well-choreographed.
Sheesh.
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Anonymous commented
"High school majorettes"... yeah, right. Some of these women have *Iiver spots*, f'cryin' out loud!
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bradlevil commented
Clint Eastwood sees these women coming at him in his dreams, every night.
And likes it.
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Zombie commented
At long last: John Milius has finally realized his artistic vision of LITTLE WOMEN.
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ww commented
Allow me to improve on the previous joke: "It's the John Milius adaptation of LITTLE WOMEN."
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K-9 Bugle commented
Watch this on YouTube. It's like an a Wes Craven episode of "The Dating Game."
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Sam (I Am) commented
[DR. EVIL] "I like to see girls of that... caliber." [/DR. EVIL]
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Bernie commented
Hot Lives Matter
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Lucasta commented
Does for female empowerment what Ed Gein did for Mr. Blackwell's annual "best dressed" list.
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J Certa commented
Jean-Claude Van Pom-Pom.
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Bevy commented
Not even good enough to qualify as a Uwe Bolle film.
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Unca Cheeks commented
Sort of like Chekhov's "The Cherry Orchard." Only with more breasts. And guns.
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gms commented
From the screenwriter (John Russo) of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD!
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Anonymous commented
Actual IMDB summary: "A hooded psycho killer is going around killing the members of a high school cheerleading squad in a small western Pennsylvania town. While the local sheriff and a federal officer investigate the killings, other going ons around them include a greedy nurse ploting to kill her employer and daughter for a piece of an inheritance, while the nurse's creepy son stumbles upon a clue in the killings. Among the various other red herrings include a local biker gang that's suspected in the killings, which complicates matters for the police and all the persons involved."
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Bubble Puppy commented
Sorta like the PowerPuff Girls, as re-imagined by Larry Flynt.
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Dunbar commented
If only for the poster alone...:
http://www.critcononline.com/images/majorettes%20dvd%20ad.jpg