Just watch it. I swear, it will be one of the best you've ever done, the riffs practically wright themselves.
In the same vein as Cyborg Cop, there is no actual robo vampire, only a robo who fights vampires. I won't say anything more, only that it was made by one Godfrey Ho, considered the Ed Wood of Hong Kong cinema. Check it out and enjoy it for yourselves, even if you can't work it in to your riff-making schedule.
Available now! Get it here: https://www.rifftrax.com/robo-vampire
This movie is 20% Buffy the Vampire Slayer, 18% Robocop, and 62% What-the-F did I just watch? All the vampires hold their arms out Mummy style and hop. The lowest grade look like they have have pizza sauce on their fave, while the main vampire henchmen look like London goth boys. Then the main powerhouse vampire wears a gorilla mask and attacks with fireworks.
The advanced technology used to transform the dead agent into an unstoppable android is a firework sparkler.
Then, one of the best features is the overcooked dubbing, with unnecessary grunts and hums.
Robo Vampire. With a Robo and vampires, but no robo-vampires. Go figure.
C Peter Method commented
The vampires bounce like bunnies and shoot fireworks from their hands. What more need be said?
Knock off Robocop vs hopping zombies that are allegedly considered vampires? Sign me up.
Honestly the guys could spend years riffing on every shitty Godfrey Ho ninja and kickboxer movie and it wouldn't get old. The fact that Godfrey Ho hasn't been on their radar yet amazes me.
This is too good not to riff
It also has the worlds best pickup line: "You should bathe more often..."
Seriously, this is amazing. Something Awful recently did a review of it, and put together this amazing "top ten" reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hFsNxUzQhY&feature=youtu.be It almost riffs itself, but I desperately want to see Rifftrax take it to task. You guys got to check this out.