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Werewolves On Wheels (1971)

A biker gang visits a monastery, where they encounter black-robed monks engaged in worshiping Satan. When the monks try to persuade one of the female bikers, Helen, to become a satanic sacrifice, the bikers smash up the monastery and leave. The monks have the last laugh, though, as Helen -- as a result of the aforementioned satanic tomfoolery and whatnot -- is now possessed, and at night changes into a werewolf, with dire results for the rest of her biker buddies!

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  • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Report

    Great pick. As we know, being just a bad movie may not be enough to be "rift-optimal" or made-for-riffing. This one is! There are MANY moments in the movie that would be perfect for a riff. Mike/Kevin/Bill, have at it!

  • Jonquil commented  ·   ·  Report

    I should learn to stop saying, "This has to be the worst movie ever made," because another one always comes along to prove me wrong. With this one, I barely made it through the interminably long musical intro, and it only went downhill from there.

    If the RiffTrax crew could make this enjoyable to watch, they'd deserve a gold in the Riffing Olympics. Actually, they already deserve that, so a more prestigious medal would need to be introduced, like platinum. It feels kind of wrong to wish they'd have to suffer through this, but I'd love to see what they'd do with it, so go for the platinum, guys!

  • Andy in NJ commented  ·   ·  Report

    Featuring (maybe) 10 minutes of werewolves! Love this

  • Worf Woof commented  ·   ·  Report

    Lovingly details the fey, tinkling laughter and bubbly merriment traditionally associated with 70s biker gang culture.

  • Jer commented  ·   ·  Report

    Steppenwerewolf!

  • Rayne commented  ·   ·  Report

    How come waycool stuff like this never happens to me when *I* head out on my machine...? ;)

  • B. Al commented  ·   ·  Report

    Saw this at the drive-in, decades ago, and have never forgotten it since. Hell, yes, RIFF THIS BASTARD!

  • padjangohure commented  ·   ·  Report

    Other movies merely "reek" or "bite." This one actually scootches and sheds.

  • Gardner commented  ·   ·  Report

    Whenever Helen transforms into her hairier, fang-ier alter ego, she looks remarkably like Ron Perlman.

  • PSnout commented  ·   ·  Report

    With "special effects" so cringe-inducingly cheap and lame, they would have been rejected out-of-hand by James Nguyen.

  • CruelGirl commented  ·   ·  Report

    The only known motorcycle flick where Ron Perlam *isn't* the hairiest or ugliest character on the screen.

  • Nash commented  ·   ·  Report

    The only known cycle flick where Ron Perlman ISN'T the hairiest, most misshapen cast member.

  • Virgie commented  ·   ·  Report

    Somehow, you just know Endora's behind all of this.

  • Blind Al commented  ·   ·  Report

    Somehow, Endora's behind all of this! I just *know* it!

  • kgo commented  ·   ·  Report

    This would make an *awesome* of FUNKY PHANTOM.

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