Santa's Summer House
This Hallmark Christmas "movie" features a cast of professional kick-boxers, a former Survivor contestant, and Robert Mitchum's son Christopher as an inexplicably clean-shaven Santa Claus. I missed the beginning (not that it matters, right?), but apparently Santa magically brought a van full of lost vacationers to his summer house and, in a Manos-esque show of bad judgement, they decided to stay over at some complete stranger's house. Santa's got some unfinished business with these people. For some reason, a twenty minute croquet scene is part of this business. I really think that they just forgot that the camera was on. It's the worst Christmas movie I've seen this season, and I actively seek out bad Christmas movies. The only good thing I can say about this thing is that it would make an excellent RiffTrax.