Cobra
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Rick LaPorte commented
This movie is an embarrassment of riff-riches. Sly achieves maximum Stallone-itude as he takes on a killer cult whose members like to stand around clanging axes in unison. Brigitte Nielsen poses in a robot-themed fashion shoot. Action sequences so over-the-top they make Rambo look like Rhinestone. Every moment is an unbelievable riff-ortunity just waiting to happen. The sunglasses, the car, the matchstick. So serious. So ridiculous. So ripe for the riffing.
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Simon Wood commented
Please Cobra. It's such a bad movie even for the 80's. It's the product of when you let a star dictate a film. Also he cuts up pizza with scissors!!
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Anonymous commented
This is a bad movie all around. There is actually a scene that made it past editing where a guy gets his shirt ripped off and the lav mic is taped to his chest
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tsarstepan commented
Assuming it's the 1986 Stallone turd... though a little more clarification would be nice.
http://www.imdb.com/find?ref_=nv_sr_fn&q=cobra&s=tt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP6t0oS-q8I
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090859/reference -
Ev RAnonymous commented
Agreed. Fresh Stallone for the picking.
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Anonymous commented
Why doesn't this have more votes?
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Kristy commented
This 1986 GOLAN/GLOBUS action police drama stars Sylvester Stallone as Cobra, a cop who is just too cool for school- doesn't play by the rules and writes checks his body can't cash!
Also starring his then lady-friend Brigitte Nielson as a classy model - this very obviously 80's movie is set in LA at Christmas time (sound familiar?) and the whole town is living in fear of The Night Slasher and only Cobra can get the bad guys and save the girl! In the mean time lots of action, plot twists and tons of cheese make this just about one of the best darn movies to make fun of! You'll be missing out if this isn't riffed!
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1004407-cobra/
http://ffilms.org/cobra-1986/