Teen Witch
i am surprised no one has suggested this movie oh my gosh it's about exactly what it sounds like but it's the 80s and all young nerdy louise can think to use her power for is increasing her 80sness to attract a gentleman caller. TEEN WITCH also features the most glorious impromptu rap battle ever during which a known DORK is granted supernaturally sick flow by our eponymous teen witch and proceeds to SPANK WITH VERSE these brohams who walk around freestyling all day and everyone involved is whiter than a ghost's ass omg this movie thinks a hawaiian shirt and suspenders is hiphop, and i haven't seen it for years but i remember every scene with the gang of rapping ace venturas
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Rebecca Rinehart commented
Mary Jo and Bridget NEED to do this one.
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Ans5048 commented
Yes please!!! The ‘top that’ scene!!! Come on riffers!!
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Anonymous commented
This would be glorious. It'd be OK for Mary Jo and Bridget, but this would total MAGIC (pun intended) as a Rifftrax Live performance.
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tsarstepan commented
I wonder if Mary Jo or Bridget would tackle this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoU_FXBoE30 -
The Sausage King of Chicago commented
How many votes does this need?
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Wayne Mullett commented
This movie is so funky!
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Captain Jim commented
Let's make this happen!
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tsarstepan commented
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Michele commented
This is my #1 wished for RiffTrax movie.
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Rebecca Heyer commented
Why have they not done this movie!? It was made to be riffed.
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Anonymous commented
I second this whole heartily!! It is painful to watch but with Rifftrax it would be absolutely hilarious!
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emperorcupcake522 commented
I watched this movie every time it came on tv when I was a teenager. It's so dumb but so, so entertaining in an 80s cheese way. This would make a great Bridget & Mary Jo riff!
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Cröe T Röebit commented
The whole movie is just asking for it. Plenty of opportunities for great jokes. Example; when she has the popular guy up in her room to for tutoring, he asks her where are all the chairs. She replies, we're having them re-upholstered. Insert joke; "I have a wiping problem." This stuff writes itself!
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Morgan Ison commented
if RiffTrax did Teen Witch I would die, because that would be Heaven. I really couldn't think of a better movie to riff on.