Please delete this suggestion as there already is an existing suggestion for this one. That will be easier to do than having to bother the admins to consolidate the two suggestions (aka having them delete this thread and adding your single vote to that thread's vote total).
https://ideas.rifftrax.com/forums/244244-rifftrax-movie-requests/suggestions/5619883-johnny-mnemonic

Because it’s 2021.

It's 2021 already (the year this stinker is set in). Why not Johnny Mnemonic to coincide with this already terrible year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhtoiuBk0c

Please. It needs commentary for all of us who actually saw it in the theater

Just please. It needs commentary for all of us who suffered through it when it first came out

Henry Rollins, and that dolphin thing... It's so good.

Yesssss please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSyVqNuO-dM

Please do this guys, it would be so awesome!! Starring Keanu Reeves and Ice-T, and Dolph Lungren as a cyborg monk cult leader! Did I mention wearable thumb-lasers and a USB port in Keanu Reeves' head?