A supposed "comedy" that the late film critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert called "the worst comedy ever made," the viewer gets tortured with a story about a bank executive (L.A. Law's Corbin Bernsen) who is sent to another bank to turn things around financially in order to earn a promotion to vice-president. But the bank Zach is sent to supervise turns out to be a rather...sticky...situation. This banks deals not in money but (you guessed it) SPERM! Double entendres galore as Zach trades barbs and butts heads with bank counselor Dr. Grace Murdock (played by future Lifetime movie mainstay Shelley Long).

This train wreck is overdue for a riffing. Here's IMDb's entry (notice the abysmal rating!) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104309/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

Oh, and here's Siskel and Ebert's review of it: https://youtu.be/Q5suuQKktVU