Frozen Assets
A supposed "comedy" that the late film critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert called "the worst comedy ever made," the viewer gets tortured with a story about a bank executive (L.A. Law's Corbin Bernsen) who is sent to another bank to turn things around financially in order to earn a promotion to vice-president. But the bank Zach is sent to supervise turns out to be a rather...sticky...situation. This banks deals not in money but (you guessed it) SPERM! Double entendres galore as Zach trades barbs and butts heads with bank counselor Dr. Grace Murdock (played by future Lifetime movie mainstay Shelley Long).
This train wreck is overdue for a riffing. Here's IMDb's entry (notice the abysmal rating!) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104309/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
Oh, and here's Siskel and Ebert's review of it: https://youtu.be/Q5suuQKktVU
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Velma Middleton
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Velma Middleton
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Haha Frozen Assets would be an amazing target for a RiffTrax treatment! That mix of ’90s comedy and absurd plot points seems like perfect fodder for riffing. 😄 I can already imagine the commentary bits about the ice skating scenes and over-the-top dialogue.
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Thanks for the fun suggestion would Frozen Assets get your vote too?
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warner
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