Have you ever wondered how to take out a tank from the World War II era? Do you have a dame in Brooklyn? Do you refer to setting other people ablaze with Molotov Cocktails as "buying them a drink"?

Then brother, this short is for you!

Marvel at the absolute awkwardness of an actor pretending to be... I don't know, maybe a mafioso that got drafted? He certainly talks more like someone from Goodfellas than Saving Private Ryan. Perhaps "swagger" is also a requirement for cracking open a tank.

Except no tanks actually get cracked open in this short. But that's beside the point. Or maybe not. Who cares? It's a fun trip down the "murder alley" just adjacent to Nostalgia Lane!

Please consider "Crack That Tank" for riffing. It's the patriotic thing to do.*

https://youtu.be/taHFUKKKmJM

• Patriotism offer not valid in modern America.