Black Easter aka Assassin 33 AD
This is the culmination of all of your training, gentleman: a faith based time travel movie that is simultaneously historically AND religiously inaccurate. disclaimer all Middle Eastern terrorists are played by Hispanic actors. You're welcome.
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tsarstepan commented
Weird. I thought I posted this one as a suggestion after seeing the Brad Jones AKA the Cinema Snob review it back in 2020 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1eiN5crIrw).
Black Easter is a weird reedited version of the Assassin 33 AD original release. The longer cut also being reviewed by Brad Jones.
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Anonymous
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Time traveling Americans save Jesus from modern day Muslims (portrayed by Latino actors). It sounds like a joke, but this is 100% a real movie that takes itself very seriously, yet stars reality show and soap opera actors. Dad jokes abound and the dialogue and special effects are incredibly cheesy. At one point the phrase, “I get it; it’s the ultimate Jihad,” is actually uttered. Their attempts at describing the science behind the time travel is for the most part, incomprehensible. What I’m sure were supposed to be awe inspiring and emotional big reveals were instead so contrived and ridiculous that I laughed through all of them. This movie screams “Rifftrax.”