Professor Mamie Van Doren teaches co-eds how to be...attractive?!? What more do you need to know?

Joe Dante explains why "Sex Kittens Go To College" needs to be riffed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykyxiPZWyic

Ed Wood: YA SEE! This movie proves that I am not the world's worst movie director.

"**********, American Version" Mamie Van Doren joins forces with "**********, Junior Grade" Tuesday Weld and "**********, French Version" Mijanou Bardot (Brigitte's sister) for this screwball campus comedy that prefigures both grindhouse flicks and family-friendly college capers. When Collins College's digital super-computer, Thinko (real-life Westinghouse robot Electro) picks Dr. Mathilda West (Van Doren) to head their science department, nobody expects the polymath savant to pack more curves than a rack full of test tubes. While the faculty struggles to pick their slack jaws up off the floor, a crew of gangsters puts the muscle on the 'bot, thanks to Thinko's knack for picking the ponies. Albert Zugsmith's exploitation classic comes to you in its full, unexpurgated glory, featuring some very blue electric dreams from Thinko! Also stars John Carradine, Martin Milner, Jackie Coogan and Conway Twitty and Vampira.

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