these movies are painful lol. yes pls riff them so you can share in my pain.

Here is a movie trailer for Critters 1-4: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNtDNzGy6Jc

As you can see, the Critter movies just get worse with each sequel.
Maybe Riff Critters#4 and work your way to #1 if possible.

When they pitted an Alien vs. a Predator, that revived both movie franchises.

Hey movie writers, why not take a Critter, a Gremlin, a Hobgoblin, a Munchie, and make them wrestlers in a Mexican wrestling match?
You could have ET as the announcer and let these hand puppet luchadores go at it in the ring.
Since it's always good to mix in live actors with hand puppets, you could get Blue Demon, Santo, Black Shadow, and Titan to whoop some hand puppet ***.
What color is hand puppet blood anyway?

I agree! Whole trilogy!

It looks as if, at times, the little creatures are communicating and I can just imagine the funny things the riffers could make it seem like they're saying. Heck, do the whole trilogy!