This movie contains the following, and it still stinks. How?
James Bond-style gadgets
A Scientist with a Space Laser
A Polo Match
A Baboon in a dinner-jacket who can fly a microlight and drive a miniature tank
An eyepatch-wearing villain, who dies impaled upon a spear
A diamond heist
A laser grid
Cryogenically-frozen Hitler, whose face melts off
Bazookas
A bus crash
A speedboat chase, ending with an explosion
A motorbike chase, ending with a piano-wire decapitation
Some ancient and mysterious polystyrene ruins
A polystyrene castle dungeon
A Wild West shoot-out
Ninjas
A hot-air balloon