Hammersmith Is Out (1972)
Slow-witted nut-house orderly Beau Bridges (as William "Billy" C. Breedlove) smells his shirts to determine which to wear, cleans up with breath spray and goes out to the local diner. There, he is fully serviced by beautiful blonde-wigged waitress Elizabeth Taylor (as Jimmie Jean Jackson). The horny pair make plans to run away with criminally insane inmate Richard Burton (as Hammersmith), after Mr. Bridges helps him escape from the asylum. Bridges has made a Faustian deal with Mr. Burton, who is either the devil or a very close associate. With the Burtons on his side, Bridges becomes filthy rich, but there is a price to pay...
by wes-connors
Some well known actors, including Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, throw all their previous acting lessons out the door, and overact unmercifully to the point that you don't know whether to take them (or the movie) seriously or not. This long out of print movie disappeared so fast, that very few people have ever seen or heard of it The time ripe for this movie to make it's public reappearance on Rifftrax.
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Dilbert Thockmeyer commented
"I will make you rich and strong...strong and rich...get me out of here."
- Hammersmith
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Dilbert Thockmeyer commented