Curse of the Faceless Man
Take all of the story elements from the original Mummy, change the location to Pompeii, instead of bandages enclose the guy in stone, created by a volcanic eruption 2000 years ago, a decedent of a woman he loved just happens to live nearby, which not only brings him back to life, but inspires him to see if he can rekindle the old flame once again. The filmmakers, unable to trust the script, acting, or directing incorporate an annoying narrator throughout the film to help you understand exactly what is happening at any given moment.
Some narration of the riffing variety is needed here.
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Dilbert Thockmeyer
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-Faceless Man's Jokes-
Q) What did the Faceless Man's boss say to him before he fired him?
A1) Let's face it, we just don't see eye-to-eye!
A2) I find it ironic that you of all people would be spending so much time on Facebook!
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The Faceless Man is a huge Star Trek Fan.
Q) What did William Shatner say to the Faceless Man, when he asked him for an autograph at the Star Trek convention?
A) "GET A FACE!"
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The Faceless Man graduated renowned acting coach Stella Adler's intensive Hollywood acting course as the best in her entire class.
Q) What did Ms. Adler say to him as she handed him his diploma?
A) "You have a face made for radio."
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Q) What is the biggest drawback of being The Faceless Man?
A) The facial recognition feature on your smartphone won't work.
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Q) When did The Faceless Man know that he had truly hit rock bottom?
A) When a total stranger approached him on the street and said: "Hey, aren't you Adam Sandler? Could I have your autograph?"
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Dilbert Thockmeyer
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Spoiler Alert: What's really scary about this movie is not that the guy doesn't have a face, but the outrageous property taxes he has to pay.