What if "Mad Max" and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" had a freak offspring of a movie? What if half naked ninja chicks on roller blades with samurai swords clashed with punks to the sound of a banjo? What if I wasn't making all this up? Yes 1991's "Roller Blade Seven" truly exists, and it makes "Eraserhead" look like a 6th grade art project. What if THE WHEEL ZONE is something that's really damn important? What if you went forth now and skated the path of righteousness? What if...it's a trilogy?
What if "Mad Max" and "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" had a freak offspring of a movie? What if half naked ninja chicks on roller blades with samurai swords clashed with punks to the sound of a banjo? What if I wasn't making all this up? Yes 1991's "Roller Blade Seven" truly exists, and it makes "Eraserhead" look like a 6th grade art project. What if THE WHEEL ZONE is something that's really damn important? What if you went forth now and skated the path of righteousness? What if...it's a trilogy?