jesus christ vampire hunter (2001)
Canadian Kung-Fu-Horror-Musical-Comedy
The entire time I watched, I wished I could hear those sweet, sweet rifff-tracking voices.
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Becca & Bruce commented
Guys, really, this needs to be done. We are running out of our own gags for this movie. We desperately need your input!
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Anonymous commented
This seriously needs to be a live event. You cannot help but think of it being riffed as you watch it.
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Richard Winters commented
...and here is a youtube link providing the whole movie....so Michael, Kevin and Bill (in no particular order) can view the movie to see if it is worth riffing on...before buying the dvd on amazon for $6.86
hell, guys...i'll even donate $10 to pay for the dvd for you....what a deal! Send me a PM that you'll riff this movie and I WILL donate the amount needed for you to obtain the dvd....seriously
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Richard Winters commented
...and here is a link from my OneDrive to 4 images from the movie...
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Richard Winters commented
I'll provide a scene from the movie....this is "jesus vs the atheists"...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IblzBerSFk
good thing the atheists brought their clown car jeep...capable of fitting at least 2 dozen angry atheists !!
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Ross Berteig commented
The only thing I can add is the IMDB page.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361
It should be riffed.
The premise of the film was sound, and it could have been something impressive if it weren't for the lack of budget, writing, acting, direction, sound, music, choreography, sets, and costumes....
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Richard Winters commented
Yes ! Please ! Jesus Christ killing vampires, Mexican Wrestlers, Kung-Fu, Punk-Rockers and.....ITS A MUSICAL ! Why HAVEN'T you guys done this one yet? It is ripe for the plucking. Let me give you one scene description:
Jesus is fighting day-walking vampires on the beach...he's having problems because he's getting overwhelmed...so one of his 'team' (john the Baptist, naturally) BLESSES THE OCEAN, turning it into Holy Water!
guys, seriously, check this film out...its wonderful.
And as it states on the dvd cover: "The power of Christ impales you!"