"You don't recruit John Steele. You unleash him."

Starring the inimitable Martin Kove as a Vietnam Vet who carries around a pet snake named "Three Step." This film includes fantastic scenes like the time John Steele's girlfriend was shooting her music video, as you do, when the Black Tigers (a.k.a. the bad guys) showed up in their primer-coated sports cars and motorcycles and wreaked havoc on the unassuming business center/set.

There's also the time John Steele was walking on the beach with his pink sweater draped around his shoulders, awaiting the film's montage. If only the Cobra Kai could've seen him in action.