This is possibly the best/worst movie I've ever seen. The story of a small town private detective who's dragged into a story full of political assassination, fake blood, poorly-lit night shots, a trip to the strip club, and a surprise ending that lets us know the "hero" is much more than he seems. Reasons you should find/watch/Riff this:

1) It was filmed in my hometown (Abbeville, LA; the same city the 1988 remake of "The Blob" was filmed; you'll see a lot of the same locations)

2) The gubernatorial candidate that's assassinated (spoiler alert? It doesn't matter) is played by former NFL Pro Bowl wide receiver Joe Horn, most famous for pulling out a cell phone after scoring a TD when he played for the Saints. Horn now has a BBQ sauce, and the commercial was filmed by the "star" of this movie (who also appears in the commercial); it played before the "world premiere" of the movie at our local theater.

3) Checkmate, bitch!

Trailer for "Blood on the Bayou:"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=564yezzH2P8

Commercial for Joe Horn's BBQ Sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvgZtNdJGZg