War of the Robots
War of the Robots has no robots in it. Instead, aliens with Prince Valiant hair kidnap a scientist, ships are flown, counting happens, looks are exchanged, bad death scenes happen, more ships are flown, and a pilot dies and comes back to life because... EDITING! This movie is public domain.
highlights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABSDzlE1He4
full movie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUHZ3B7jB6Q
TODD PETERSON commented
How has this not been riffed?? It has no robots in it, people with bubble eyes, light sabre rip off swords, and the same look and feel as Escape from the Bronx. It even stars Antonio Sabato (Dablone from Escape from the Bronx).
It's officially listed as the worst movie ever criticized by Brandon Tenold (featured on his list of The Worst Movies I've Reviewed (200th Episode Edition). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKaBACo_0VE
When Brandon Tenold says it hits "the G-spot of pure suck," it's time to riff it in full. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNffRPKuzog&t=497s