Bats (1999)
o call this a 'horror movie' is a slap in the face to horror movies. The only thing scary is the crappy dialogue and the even crappier acting.
Set in a rural Texas town, this 1999 flick stars Dina Meyer (Birds of Prey, Baywatch, Starship Troopers) as a Chiropterologist (Bat scientist) who must stop a swarm of killer bats from killing everyone.
This may sound like a rip off of the Man v. Monster episode "Killer Bat." Luckily it isn't so Richard Terry doesn't show his stupid mug.
Full of crappy effects, cheesy dialogue, and ridiculous characters, This would be perfect to Riff.
Also starring Lou Diamond Phillips (Young Guns, La Bamba) and Leon (Cool Runnings.)
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