White Commanche
William Shatner, on hiatus from Star Trek, plays two roles. A sadistic half-white Commanche leader and his straight arrow 'white' brother. It also stars Joseph Cotten as the local sheriff. Shatner goes shirtless throughout and of course chews up the scenery. . Filmed in Spain on an ultra-low bufget, it would be perfect for Rifftrax
Lothar Brieger
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Tamsin Parker commented
Inspiration for Pinky Roebuck the White Apache, maybe?
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K-9 Bugle
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Seriously, though: the Go-Go Gophers made for more convincing Indians than this slab o' Canadian ham.
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54 Nude Honeez
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Oh, yeah, dude. You're totally Comanche Totally.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HO5kiCA5VyM/VNgTIxJ-ayI/AAAAAAAAKVI/4nUQo8NDIMg/s1600/BadShatner.JPG
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hbat
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All this film lacked was a musical special guest appearance by Buffy Sainte-Marie.
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WhoRU
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And you thought *littering* could actually get Native Americans to cry...
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Kaye
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Only in America can a blonde, blue-eyed Canadian Jew named "William" grow up to be the leader of a Commanche tribe.
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wallysdad
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"William Shatner *is* Iron Eyes Cody in THE WARD CHURCHILL STORY!"
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The Mouth
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Special guest appearance by Rachel Dolezal!
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Danee
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... and this makes him different from Elizabeth Warren *how*, exactly...?
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I second White Comanche.
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Flat on My Back
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Is it even *possible* for someone to be whiter than the Canadian-born Shatner...? ;)
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LifeStorm
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Shatner = RiffTastic!
