Monster Dog (1984)
Alice Cooper plays a pop star who takes his band to his hometown, in order to shoot his latest music video. They are greeted by the town's sheriff, who's known Alice since the latter was just a wee little glitter rocker, who warns them that there have been several grisly murders in the area, where the bodies were found ripped to shreds. The police think it's a pack of wild dogs... but Alice, ah, Our Alice thinks not! He and his incompetent band of metalhead Scoobies promptly set out to track down and capture what he thinks is the real murderer -- a WEREWOLF!
(Alice's performance in this cinematic dog dropping was judged to be so gawdawful, incidentally, that all his non-singing lines are dubbed by another actor entirely...!)
Buzz
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Bob Herzog
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"Disembaudio Sings Cooper Over the End Credits!" MAKE THIS HAPPEN, YOU BASTARDS!
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Bob Herzog
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"Disembaudio Sings Cooper Over the End Credits!" MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
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Lady Adele
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Nominations for movies starring Bowie, Cooper and Kiss... and you haven't riffed any of them? RLLY???
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Lousy Shot Greedo
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If Alice sings in this, then you MUST do it!
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R. Chance
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How in God's name do you *not* automatically riff an Alice Cooper movie...?
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Ben G.
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Do this.
NOW.