Jack is your typical run-of-the-mill angst-filled seventeen year old. Expect he's not, because he's played by a man pushing thirty who attempts to hide his receding hairline with a backwards baseball cap. Maria is your typical French maid. Except she's not, because she's played by a woman whose only significant cross-cultural experiences extend to grabbing some dim sum at the local Chinese restaurant in Los Angeles. Maria, a beautiful woman, starts up a relationship with Jack because apparently her ideal companion is an egotistical, snarky, asshole "teenager" with no immediate life goals or qualifications.
On top of it all, we're talking Birdemic-quality acting here, folks.
Here's the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCji9E5TGqY