"I got your old **** king!" is one of the funniest lines in this all-around atrocious movie. I lost count of how many times our stoic and bland protagonist, Blaine, gets caught and escapes (only to get caught again). Broxton, with his ridiculous horseshoe mustache and (probably horse hair) wig, has to be the most over-the-top scenery-chewing villian ever in the realm of Maxploitation.

Can't believe this one hasn't been riffed. I think it dwells in the same space as The Room - from acting to script.

Where else can you find bare chests, leather vests, ties and a fedora? Mad Max road war without the road war and the feature antagonist is an unkempt mullet atop a greasy personal trainer behind a fu manchu mustache. A post apocalyptic world with sword fights, gun play, and spaceships. This utterly beautiful piece of garbage is ripe for the riffing. Let's do it boys!

So so bad but can't..stop....watching