Seventh Son (2014/2015)
An Eragon-ish, Dragonhearty-ish mess that's full-up with Jeff Bridges' pseudo southern chicken-fried accent. The release was seemingly postponed for a few years, but will probably be on Netflix in a few months.
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Nathan Andersen
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We watched this, and it seems right in the Rifftrax sweet spot.
- Jeff Bridges looks like a cross between Colonel Sanders and the Burger King King mascot
- Jeff Bridges accent
- Jeff Bridges seems to be wearing cheek implants?
- Julianne Moore is in this!?
- Kit Harrington is in this
- Multi-Oscar nominee Djimon Honsou is in this as some kind of evil kitty cat/magical assassin I think?
- Incredible cast, atrocious execution
- Stupidity at every action beat
- Cheesy CGI in the best wayIts hilarious enough without Rifftrax, you guys could take it to the next level
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Brian
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I just watched this, and was thinking it needed rifftrax within the first couple minutes and became even more sure the further I went.
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STAR WARS STINKS
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My dad said he fell asleep multiple times in this movie.