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Teeth

A 2007 horror movie. A girls Vagina grows teeth and it bites.

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  • Jubilation Lee commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

    The single most pompous and overbearing "horror" film ever made. Worse even than anything in the failed SILENT HILL franchise.

  • Michael commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

    What makes this celluloid atrocity so truly Riff-worthy is the absolute, stone-faced solemnity with which it regards itself, and its two oh-so-profound "messages" (i.e., All Men Everywhere Are Filthy Degenerate Scumbags, and Possession of a Vagina Renders Said Owner Like Unto One of the Seraphim). This humorless polemic disguised as a movie needs a curb-stomping... BADLY.

  • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

    A movie whose subtle, winsome message can be best summed up us: "Two legs good, three legs bad."

  • Anonymous commented  ·   ·  Flag as inappropriate

    Agonizingly labored and pretentious -- truly, TRULY awful stuff. Consider this motion moved and seconded.

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