Never has there been a more endlessly pretentious, self-serious slog of depressive, faux-intellectualism as Interstellar. Its hamfisted attempts at “science” and “love” are so misguided it leaves you feeling like humans are better off without either. Two hours of this **** is unbearable, but then it decides to do cinema’s most painful victory lap ever. Love is never having to say that time is just space is a house where a magnetic shift killed the corn and light on dusty books means your dad survived going through a black hole near Jupiter to say sorry.

I love Interstellar. The story is compelling, the acting wonderful, the visuals amazing, and the science is solid. And I would LOVE to see it riffed! One of my favorite "Honest Trailers" videos is the one for Interstellar.

Nothing is too good to be riffed!

Don't. Only riff movies that are bad. Interstellar is too good to be honestly riffed.

This is the ONLY way to improve this movie!

YES! Please riff this. You know, because relativity. Only time, gravity and rifftrax can cross these dimensions.