Ah, there's nothing like a movie that, despite having the same title as the original, repeatedly claims to be a sequel to mostly unrelated events.

From the company that brought you entertaining adventures like Tangled, Cars, and Chicken Little, comes a film where dragon body parts fall to the ground and executions are attempted: Disney's Alice in Wonderland. I have not seen the cartoon, but I have read the books. In them, Alice (and the reader) think Wonderland's inhabitants are crazy, and they are. But Disney tells you, "You're mad... but all the best people are!" < HUH?

Cast:
Johnny Depp acts like himself in his role as the Mad Hatter.
Helena Bonham Carter in her role as Red Queen... is mostly CGI.
Anne Hathaway in her role as White Queen acts insane with black lips.
Mia Wasikowska in her role as Alice has "Dull Surprise." lol
Crispin Glover in his role as Knave of Hearts likes "largeness", whatever that means.
And that's the whole human cast.
Then we have the Tweedles, Dum and Dee, who aren't funny at all.
There's the March Hare, who has a fetish for throwing things.
And Cheshire Cat, whose grin is the... moon?
And Absolem the Caterpillar, who's wise but was vague in the book.
Also a bloodhound called Bayard who is kinda pointless.
Finally there's a warrior mouse and I've no idea if it's male or female.
And did I mention the Jabberwocky, the only good effect in the movie?

So, if you and your kids are in the mood to see beast's eyes get plucked out and later shoved back in, this movie's for you! Oh it's also directed by Tim Burton... you can finish that in your head. And if, as Alice said, all the best people are crazy, then George Lucas must be very amazing indeed, folks.

Focus your energies on the Red Queen and her disproportionately large head. She reminds me of those Bratz dolls.