Time Machine (That I Found At A Yard Sale)
This is an absolute train-wreck of a movie. It's relatively new, so it's 'watchable', but other than that... wow.
It's supposedly about a guy who gets a time machine at a yard sale.. and save the future from something? I'm not exactly sure...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0qwuSOk6aY
Spyes
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Thomas Mossman commented
This isn't a movie; it's a dramatization of someone trying to describe their day and getting distracted relating a bad movie they saw, or may have dreamt, they can't remember which.
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Patrick Carr 2
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Spyes; you completely forgot in the OJ scene when the protagonist switches his drinking hand. Citizen Cane eat your heart out.
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Brian Topp
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this movie makes birdemic cry in envy
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Ani Leilani
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If someone told me right now that this movie is a parody of bad films, I'd immediately believe them.
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Spyes
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Seriously, everything about this movie screams: "I had a camera and that's it!"
I'm not sure where the actors are from, I'm pretty sure they're not even aware the cameras are rolling. The scenes are *endless* - one of my favorite scenes includes our hero grabbing orange juice from the fridge, pouring himself a glass, *actually drinking it*, putting the orange juice back, and putting the glass in the sink! Can your heart stand such thrills? Mine barely could!