I've watched this movie almost every Halloween for the last 20 years, initially because I thought it was awesome (I was a pretty mopey kid). I could kind of gauge my maturity level by my reaction to it...throughout the 2000s it felt the movie was getting dumber and dumber, and now it feels unwatchably idiotic. Which means it's right up your alley! Please, Rifftrax, save my ill-advised holiday tradition.