Witchery (1988)
From the makers of Ghosthouse (a Rifftrax classic) comes this little gem with Linda Blair and David Hasselhoff on a remote island in an abandonded hotel with a witch on the loose...all kinds of cheesey goodness.
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Bobb commented
La Casa 4, literally made cos of how well Ghosthouse did in Italy after rebranding it La Casa 3: Ghosthouse.
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Aaron Gritsch commented
Definitely needs to be riffed, also goes by Ghosthouse 2, features the undertaker from Ghosthouse as a peeping tom! And the girl Hasselhoff is less understandable when she speaks than the German witch when she is speaking German!
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tsarstepan commented
Still waiting for this hassled masterpiece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlPo3hgJHqU&list=WL&index=73 -
Mike Tanner
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This absolutely needs to be riffed. There's just too much here to mock.
A cast that spends much of their time mumbling their lines? Check.
Linda Blair buying a present that helps move the plot along but is a little juvenile for the recipient? Check.
Entire cast ignoring the fact that an old woman is audibly moaning and mumbling only inches away from them in the fireplace? Check.
Said fireplace able to work properly despite the woman filling most of the fireplace flue? Check.
The Hoff treating a ****** woman as a freak for not wanting to jump into bed with him? Check. -
Oh... and "witches and rainbows and shit!" Oh my!
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The Hasselhoff + satan awful kid acting + atrocious special effects + La casa 4 (original title) = necessary riffing commentary or the universe will implode on itself.
You guys at Rifftrax have yourself to blame if that happens and you could have prevented it....
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Shawn Ravenfire commented
I just watched this movie, and immediately came to the Rifftrax site to suggest it. This movie looks like it was made for the Rifftrax treatment! Time to hassle the Hoff!