The Legend of Hercules (2014)
This was a hilariously terrible movie. Made worse by the fact that the bad sort of snuck up on me. It was a little unanticipated. I am, admittedly, one of those "forgiving" types who has a secret bad movie fling every month and I cringe when I start to hear myself say that whatever-it-is was really not so bad, arguing some, often stretched, merits in my head, in preparation for battle to stay out of restraints and avoiding audible comments because, well, because I'm actually good at the appearance of sane most of the time. Until now, clearly. But all I could say was, "wow" during this film. Seriously. And afterwards, all I could add to "wow" was, "I am so relieved that I didn't pay ten bucks to go see THAT in theaters...". But it honestly has so much potential for your hilarity!! I can almost hear you. PLEASE!! Watch it!! You know, or don't because it was reeeeaaaaally bad. And I'm a nice person, so I'm not sure I'd wish it on anyone... And that kinda makes me want to watch it again. Yeah, I know. Kind of like a train wreck. Well, a train wreck with a lightning bolt or two. Oh, please don't judge me... And please riff this, so I can watch it again without the required shame and very obvious need for intervention.
Sippy Cup commented
This was one of 2 movies I have ever walked out of. So terrible and pure fodder for hilarity. The lion...the scene with the lion...