House of the Dead
Uwe Boll's FIRST video-game based film, and just as far removed from its source as any that came later! Features asshole victims, a rave on an island, sudden 360-degree "freeze-frame" shots that don't match the shots before or after them, plus Clint Howard and Jurgen Prochnow (without his umlaut) on a boat, for the most part in a different movie (in, apparently, its own climate zone). Plus zombies. Oh, and NOT the "director's cut/funny version", made when Boll was trying to suggest he knew how bad it was when he was making it. Not that it's ACTUALLY funny, but it's going to be harder to riff.
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Graham Chapman
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I don't know how this one sat for almost 8 years, the acting is just some of the worst ive seen. The fisherman really just did it for me.
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SwanBones commented
This was a request of my husbands. He said it was the worst movie he's ever seen, with a solid fifteen minute shot of side-scrolling shooting at nothing.
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tsarstepan commented
Uwe Boll is a freaking monster. So.... Riff this one to hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOpbHfMN-lQ